You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
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Yeah, I don't think there's anything I really need to talk about, Jim.
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You want another? For sure.
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Stifler.
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No, no!
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With high school chicks.
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It's on. Watch it, Stifler. You know these girls are, like, half your age. I know.
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It looks like a high school party.
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It's over, huh?
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Yeah, I just don't normally drink like this. You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy on Myers Family Wine Night? I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page. At least I don't take pictures of my meals. Who's stalking who now? Okay, so I've been by your page maybe once or twice. You were dating someone named Alessandro?
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I've only been working as an architect for the last few years, and from home. You've been with the same company for over ten years. That's awesome, it sounds like everything is working out for you.
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Believe it or not, this is my first high school party. You didn't miss much. I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR. You were so much cooler than me.
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Really? None of you? Oh, come on, Heather. You haven't drank once. You are such a prude! Or maybe I've just never had sex in public.
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You know, he does know that he can take a picture with his shirt on, right? Alessandro is long gone.
