You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
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Yeah, I don't think there's anything I really need to talk about, Jim.
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Half the lacrosse team was gay. You must have known that, right? Dude, you walked in on Doug and Barry in the shower.
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Bravo, by the way. Most wives stop doing that after they get the ring. What are you talking about? Did you change your hair color? So, is your buddy, the other MILF guy, here tonight? I thought you always come to these things together.
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Who the hell changed the music? Sorry, we thought this was more baby-friendly. Didn't we? Yes, we did. Stifmeister!
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What have you cock-smokers been up to? Well, we just got engaged. Yeah. What? That's so fucking gay.
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Let's just say that friendship is a two-way street.
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Oh, my God! Look who it is. Hey.
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What the fuck is this?
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Ch! Bluck!
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It's not so bad.
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But were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day? No.
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Fellas, do you gotta stare? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, we do need to stare.
