- Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? - Yeah. - I-I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man. I think you need your balls reattached. - Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here? This place is an untapped resource. I mean, check it out. - These vocal jazz girls are hot. - Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late? - Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East? You guys, we don't even know him.
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- Oh, Jim! - Dad. Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here. Well, that was a fun day wasn't it? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
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Cut it out, man!
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Did not just take out that chair. - Yup, he took out the chair. - More, more, you bad boy! Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah! Ohh, God! # Calling your name # - # Calling your name # - Now, come to me. Oh, yeah.
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There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather. What's that? It's gonna sound really bad, but, uh, I want you to know. You see, uh, I'm a virgin, and, uh... Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were... We all made this pact... that we would lose our virginity... before high school was over, and tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it.
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I want you to be very, very careful... when you're putting on... the corsage.
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Y- You know what the coolest thing is, guys? This. You know, right now. It's true. I mean, after this, everything's gonna be different. After... getting laid? - After high school. - Here's to the next step. - To the next step. - To the next step. - To the next step.
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And one time at band camp, we weren't supposed to have pillow fights, but we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun. A- And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song, but we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing, and the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny. So, you're pissed about somethin', huh. You know what I do when I'm angry? I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing. - I learned to do that at band camp. - Hold on, uh... You have no idea why I'm angry? Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky... - when I know I have a big test to study for. - Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. - I thought so... - because this one time at band camp... - W-What's your name? - Michelle. - O-Okay. Michelle, um... Do you want to be my date for the prom? Really? You seriously want to go with me? Yes. Seriously. Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? Because that would be so cool. - Sure, whatever you want. - Cool! We're gonna have such a good time. It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire...
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Kev? - Yeah? - I wanna hear you say it. Okay.
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# I close my eyes at night # Come on, Heather. Work with me here.
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Yeah! Kev? I think we've come... - a really long way since homecoming. - Yeah, we have. Maybe it's time... we start to express ourselves in new ways. - Yeah. - You wanna do it? - Yeah. - I love you.
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Nice car! - I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it? No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom? That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. - What are you talkin' about? - Please. I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. Wait! I don't understand. I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. Heather, I wasn't makin' fun of you. Gimme a break. You're so full of it.
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Come in. Come in. Oh, Jim, you're here. Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh... And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had... a little father-son, uh-uh, chat."
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Wait!
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- Here we go. - He's in, man. - # Calling # - This just got a hell of a lot better. - Be gentle. - Okay.
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You have anything to drink? I believe the kegs are upstairs.
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Yeah. You know, at least I learned how to shit in school, buddy. Hey, Finch. - Wanna dance? - Yeah.