Dude, you have an amazing body! Everybody, raise the roof for Chris Ostreicher! You have really been bringing it all season long. But now it's time, Chris, to see if America thinks you done brought it.
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It doesn't even occur to you that you're self-centered because you are so self-centered and... You know what? Hold on a second.
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"Chillax"? Dad, where are you going? Do you see him? Jim! Jim! Let him go. Let him have some fun.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry, excuse me. Is this a washroom?
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3.8s
And now we can have some fun.
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1.3s
Can I help you?
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1.9s
I'm Jim's dad.
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Oh.
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3.3s
Oh, my God, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
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Later, fucker.
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3.3s
Who might you be? I'm Stifler's mom.
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1.2s
Come on.
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I want you to dust off that old dick of yours, go out there, and get some ass. Oh! Just go out there. I think I Will. Dad, stop, okay? It's exactly what I'm gonna... I'm sorry, but you have had a little too much to drink tonight, and I'm not letting you... No, no. No, son, I haven't hardly had one drink. And you know I love you. I do love you, but you need to chillax.
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2s
What is that, a half a vagina?
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23s
You know, in my day we called it a beaver. And let me tell you something, I snagged a pelt or two. I bet you did. Dad? Hey, Jim, your dad is so much cooler than you. Stifler, please stop getting my dad drunk. No, he's just trying to get me some vag. Okay, come on. Yeah! Hey, hey. Let the man make his own decisions. Stop. Come on. Don't listen to him.
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We don't have to wait 13 years to see each other again. Yeah, true. And I guess I could come along on one of your adventures. Am I good sidekick material? Sidekick? I think you are a lot more than sidekick material.
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6.6s
I can top that. I once walked into my bedroom and I caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass.
