This is the first long weekend I have had in a while so I wanna make it count. I want the place spotless, and I want it filled with booze. And I wanna make sure you're not around on Sunday night, 'cause I plan on bringing some ass back from the reunion, and I wanna tap that without you there. You got it? You know, first of all, Steven, it's my house. You're lucky I'm letting you stay here.
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I married the most wonderful woman in the world.
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What do you do over there?
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Kev. Hey. You have to try these cupcakes, they're awesome. Ellie, this is Vicky.
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I'd love to.
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I'm not worth jack shit, Dron.
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Look, Paul, I didn't like you because you climbed the Alps, or killed a camel with your bare hands.
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I liked you because you were still the same good guy that was actually nice to me in high school.
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Selena Vega.
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It sounds like things are perfect.
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I know you wouldn't. Honestly, that was more about me being nervous.
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'Cause, your face, you're just so familiar. Yeah! Yeah, this is you, right? Oh! Man, Nadia! More, more, you bad boy! I swear I had these all taken down. How did you... Oh, yeah. How many times did you pre-ejaculate again? Oh, leave him alone. I bet you were all desperate virgins back then.
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Wow! That's a big-time firm.
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Really?
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Hey.
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Dropped him! That was awesome! Listen, we had a blast the other night.
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Oh, my God! The Vicky? Kevin has told me so much about you. You're a really lucky girl. He's a great guy.
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Kev! Hey! Hey, Jess! Wow. Look, you have a beard! It looks great. Thanks. I'm kidding. Let's just get this out of the way. I'm a lesbian now, and this is my girlfriend. This is Ingrid. Good to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. Lesbians? I knew it! Why don't you guys make out and prove it. You must be Stifler. I've heard a lot about you. Ow! Mostly negative. Cool, dude. What the fuck? Jessica, it's good to see you. No, it wasn't. What the...