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Illegal channels? Shit! If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that "all-woman's" channel. - Lifetime supply of pantyhose or some shit. - Yeah. Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night? - No. - Ariel, man. She's so hot! - She's a mermaid, dude. - Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land.

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Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great. Why? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it. Yeah. Now, come on, Kevin. Open it. It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in. If you think so, just open it. Fine.

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- Hopeless. - Completely. - Hi. - Hey, Vic. Oh, shit. Guys... Guys... There's Nadia and she just looked at me. - She just looked at me. - Well, why don't you go talk to her?

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Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her.

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Party!

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Oz, I know.

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Stifler's mom got it in the divorce. That reminds me of this one time... Hey, can I ask you a question? How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them, and you don't have any. Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh... They're just a little more risque than tales of band camp. Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me! Okay. You want a story? Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer...

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Excuse me. Uh, that's Paul Finch, right? - Yeah. - Well, you've seen him in the locker room, right? - Uh, yeah. - So, my friends, they want to know. Is it true? You know, that he's... equipped. I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on. I mean, uh... As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge! - Does he have a date for the prom yet? - No, definitely not. All right. Thanks.

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That's not what I was thinking. Sex. It's always about sex. It's not always about sex. I just thought it was about sex this time.

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- Jim! - It's not what it looks like.

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All right. Class dismissed.

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Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!

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Here. Oh. Oh. - Again? - Not again. - Not again, man! - Is that possible? What a loser. What a loser.

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Oz? Fuckface? Ostreicher!

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- Where's your little date tonight? - No date. It was... It was a bathroom incident. - Pardon me? - Never mind.

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- These are, uh... - Let me just clarify... - that you have no chance of scoring with me, Finch. - Of course not! So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh? You met at that party a while back, right? Yeah, we were up all night together. We had one of those amazingly deep conversations... where you feel like you really get to know someone. Deep conversation, huh? Is that what you call it? What else would I call it?

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- Kevin likes it. - He likes getting head. Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky? I mean, h-have you just never had one with Kevin... or have you never had one, period? I've had one. - I think. - Okay. That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex. You tell me you never even had one manually? - I've never tried it. - You've never double-clicked your mouse?

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Hey, Kevin. - You seen shit-brick lately? - Why? What did you do to him? Me? Nothing. See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though. I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.

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Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great. Why? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it. Yeah. Now, come on, Kevin. Open it. It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in. If you think so, just open it. Fine.

- Hopeless. - Completely. - Hi. - Hey, Vic. Oh, shit. Guys... Guys... There's Nadia and she just looked at me. - She just looked at me. - Well, why don't you go talk to her?

Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her.

Party!

Oz, I know.

That's not what I was thinking. Sex. It's always about sex. It's not always about sex. I just thought it was about sex this time.

- Jim! - It's not what it looks like.

All right. Class dismissed.

Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!

Here. Oh. Oh. - Again? - Not again. - Not again, man! - Is that possible? What a loser. What a loser.

Oz? Fuckface? Ostreicher!

- Where's your little date tonight? - No date. It was... It was a bathroom incident. - Pardon me? - Never mind.

Hey, Kevin. - You seen shit-brick lately? - Why? What did you do to him? Me? Nothing. See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked. But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though. I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.