- Well, you totally hosed me. - What? Last week on your show, you said, "Always be mean to hot girls... ...because they'll want you more." Well, I tried it on Shauna. She cried, and then I got detention. First of all, don't listen to what I say on my show.
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- Let him be a man, Georgia. - I let him be a man. - You have to let me be a man. - I have tried. - Let him be a man. - You have to let me. Simple as that. Now, you, Frowny McFlaccid, come on.
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Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.
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Do you realize that I once had... ...the Archbishop Desmond Tutu on this show? - Who's that? - I can't demonstrate how far I've fallen.
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Yeah. I'm gonna ask the chef for the recipe. Abby, hold on.
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...any better than Larry. You just have to let him be a man.
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I'm gonna use the restroom, if you'll excuse me.
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And I thought you were angry and bitter.
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So cutting-edge. So... So fantastic. So fantastic! Oh, God! Oh, it's so, so great! Oh, God. Yeah! You're gonna love them.
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- You sure you don't want any leftovers? - When we return... ...our live Skycam traffic update. - Okay. And guess who's in rehab this week. - Stand by to roll break. - Also, how you can adopt... ... your very own slug worm, when we come back. - Roll your break. - How about salt? Salt make it better?
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Great.
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You are a great guy, you really are.
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- I can tell. - Really? - We ready to go? - Yeah. - I know Abby is. - Great. Let's go. - Take care. Thanks. - Okay.
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- There he is. - Hey, what's up? Good news. You're not gonna believe this. - What? - I got you on The Late Late Show... ...with Craig Ferguson. They want you as his guest. - Ferguson wants me on his show? - Yeah. - You're shitting me. - I am not shitting you. - Oh, yeah. - We made it.
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Okay, I have a visual. Nod if you can hear me.
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I need some emergency advice.
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Jonah. You know, he needs me around.
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- Eleven months. - God. Eleven months. How do you live? Come on.
