Let me tell you, it comes out so fast, right? Oh, wow, I guess we have to get naked sooner than I thought.
The Ugly Truth
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Rule number three: men are very visual. - We have to change your look. - What's wrong with my look? Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency. What's wrong with comfort? Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
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I guess... I guess I should go, huh? Yeah.
The Ugly Truth
5.1s
- Cute kid. - Yeah. Here, do me.
The Ugly Truth
2.2s
Men Who Love Women Who Hate Them.
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D'Artagnan, no, you didn't. No, D'Artagnan, you get back here. Get back here. No, do not... No, no, no.
The Ugly Truth
1.1s
Sorry about that.
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She thinks I'm a genius on days when she's not sexually frustrated. Yes, thousands of lives have been enriched by your wisdom. Excuse me, lady, but you have a boyfriend right now because of me. It may have started because of you, but it's lasted because of me. You're acting like your normal control-freak psycho self again.
The Ugly Truth
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Hey, how are you, folks? All right, Mike, welcome. Now, listen. Men, we men, I think I can say "we men." Not necessarily "wee" men, but men of all sizes... - No, I get it. I get it. - We're not known for our expertise... ...in matters of the heart.
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He likes you, by the way. Colin.
The Ugly Truth
11.4s
If you do exactly as I say, and you get this guy... ...then you'll quit giving me shit and work with me. You know as well as I do that we could make this show huge. And if it doesn't work? What do I get?
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I'll see you.
The Ugly Truth
10.7s
Good one. - It's like Crossfire. - That was a good one. While we're making these observations... ...you two project this image of the perfect couple, when clearly it's a lie.
The Ugly Truth
7.8s
Guess I should be happy about this, right? Yeah. Yeah. You've never gotten a 12-share before. I feel dirty.
The Ugly Truth
4.2s
- I'll see you later. - Yeah. - Okay. - Bye. Bye.
The Ugly Truth
17.4s
Keep it clean, moving, stick to the script. You are on a live affiliate news program. You do not have the luxury of using "blow" and "job" in the same sentence. If you say anything scatological, you will be fired. - Oh, really? - Yes. I thought that you were the one that was gonna get fired... ...if you don't keep me happy.
The Ugly Truth
15.1s
Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I'm stuck in a tree! Help me! Anybody! - I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck! - Stay, stay calm. - You're gonna be fine. - Get me down! Get me down!
