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I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho." - You're the definition of neurotic. - No. The definition of neurotic... ...is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts... ...without any objective evidence of... - Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I'm in love with you... ...and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. You're in love with me. Why? Beats the shit out of me... ...but I am. Oh, Mike. - You're amazing. - I am? Oh, you're a god. - Really? - Oh, God!
The Ugly Truth
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- So how often do you flick it? - I don't know. How often do you flick it? You're only asking me that so you can picture me flicking mine... ...while you flick yours. - No. I would never picture you while I do that, which is not something I do. - I don't do that, not ever. - Yes, you would. - No. No. No. - Never? I find it impersonal. Abby, what could be more personal than you flicking your bean? - I just don't see myself that way, okay? - Okay, well, I do. Come here.
The Ugly Truth
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Morning, everyone, I'm Larry Freeman. Another beautiful day in Sacramento. And I'm here with a beautiful woman. - Go, 1. - All right, here we go. Thank you, Larry. - I'm Georgia Bordeney. - Ready for the single on Georgia. For years, there have been concerns about lowering television standards. But many believe that this man and his local public-access show... ...have brought things to a new low. With that, we welcome Mike Chadway. How you doing, guys? Mike, how do you respond to people who say your show is offensive? Well, it is. But then again, so is the truth.
The Ugly Truth
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And rule number two: laugh at whatever he says. - What if what he says isn't funny? - That's irrelevant. - A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. - A fake orgasm is good? No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. - A fake orgasm is no orgasm. - Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.
The Ugly Truth