Since when do you have an agent? And since when is it okay... ...to book Late Night without the producer's approval?
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- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. - That's perfect.
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We don't need Mike Chadway.
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He's 5'9". Which I know you're thinking is short... ...but he's read The Great Gatsby... - Well, technically 5'8" and a half... ...but I could read The Great Gatsby again if it makes it any better.
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...here's to overturning assumptions, huh?
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You are not gonna believe how perfect he is. - Symmetrical? - Oh, you have no idea. - Oh, good Lord. - Yeah.
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- That is so awesome. - Why? Good morning, everyone. - Morning. - Morning. Now, before I play you this, I should warn you... ...this guy's a little rough around the edges.
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Though weren't items one through nine... ...something to do with him pretty much being gay?
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Yeah. Colin, why do you like me?
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Oh, that's my guy, always with the jokes.
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But you know that. And as horrible as it sounds... ...I was editing that speech the entire time you were giving it. And the time you fed me caviar, I was in physical pain. I hate being fed like a toddler. That's how much of a control freak I am. But I couldn't show you any of that, because... ...who would love someone like that?
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- Good night. - Yeah, good night.
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I'm really not that flexible, D'Artagnan. I'm coming. I got you, hold on. Hold on. Come here, baby. No, no. No, no. Come on. Come here, D'Artagnan. Good boy. Oh, good boy. Okay. Okay. You're gonna be okay.
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And it's a great place to raise a family. Really good school system. The parks are clean and well-maintained and safe. And there's a much lower divorce rate here than there is in New York.
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No, you hate yourself for being so shallow.
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You already hired him? Who's this delightful creature?
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Who? The woman that screwed you up. She must have been a doozy.
