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Halfwit troglodytes are a dime a dozen. You'd better be right. Because you gotta find me another one or else we're canceled. I'll find one by the end of the day. Not really. I'm just... That's just a joke, everybody. I can't believe I allowed myself to feel for him. Well, you felt enough something to break up with Colin. I'm sorry. Okay, here are the Mike Chadway replacements. - Yes, no, yes, no, no, fuck no. - "Fuck no." All right.
The Ugly Truth
58.6s
Billions and billions wasted on psychobabble bullshit. Now, listen up, ladies, because I'm only gonna say this once... ...and it is just three little words: Men are simple. We cannot be trained. All this, "men are from Venus" crap is a waste of your time and money. You wanna be a lonely hag, then that's fine... ... keep reading these stupid books. But you want a relationship, then here's how you get one: It's called a Stairmaster. Get on it, and get skinny... ... and get some trashy lingerie while you're at it... ...because at the end of the day, all we're interested in is looks. And no one falls in love with your personality at first sight. We fall in love with your tits and your ass... ...and we stick around because of what you're willing to do with them. So you wanna win a man over, you don't need 10 steps... ...you need one, and it's called a blowjob.
The Ugly Truth
52.1s
Tell me about the doozy. You know, the woman who broke your heart. You are just totally trying to kill my buzz. No, I'm not. I'm just interested in what makes you you. Well, for your information... ...it was more than just one. It was more like a parade. Codependent girls, unfaithful girls... ...depressed girls, narcissistic girls, phony girls. Girls who, it turned out, didn't actually like me. By the time I hit 30, I realized that... ...you can only have so many lousy relationships... ...before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one. You can't really believe there's no such thing as a good relationship. To my very core.
The Ugly Truth
19.9s
Oh, come on. He's got a point of view. We don't have to like it. I mean, we're newspeople. We're objective. Stone Phillips interviews terrorists. Doesn't mean he likes them, he does it for ratings. I have a list of ideas to improve ratings. - You'll like it. We don't need him. - Not at all. - "An intimate profile of the mayor." - I like that. - I like the mayor. - Fantastic.
The Ugly Truth
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