Okay. Just conference me when you get a hold of her. Okay, bye. All right, so we have the balloon festival coming up... ...and for sweeps, it might be nice to do a segment... ...on how men are full of hot air.
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I'm here whenever you need me. I'm gonna put my home number on the back of my business card. If your ankle starts giving you any problems, give me a call. Great. Thanks.
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So I've been told.
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...and you're taking that out on the female population.
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- Dripping wet... - How was...?
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What the hell was that?
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Have you seen the ratings from yesterday?
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And it's a great alternative to chicken. It kind of tastes just like chicken, right? Duck, like "quack, quack" duck? - Get ready to roll to break. - Yeah. - Whoa, duck. - Yeah.
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Thank you. Hello, little stupid penis face. You'd be on cable access if it weren't for me. - Here you wanna move to CBS. - Is everything okay, miss? Yes, I'm just... I'm practicing my speech.
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They liked him? Liked him? They loved him. Ninety-three percent positive.
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So you guys here to give me a raise or what?
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Good morning, Sacramento. I'm Larry Freeman.
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Yes. Yes, I did. I can say "cock." You don't own the word. Cock. Cock, cock, cock. Okay, I got it. A week ago, you were crying at the thought of a vibrator.
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The truth is ugly, isn't it?
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So who wants champagne?
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I like rising with the sun, and a view.
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- Shit. - Sorry, she's...
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- You forgot your cat. - Right. I had a spider on me. - Yeah. - It's gone now, though. Good. - Bye. - Okay. - Thanks again. - Good night.
