You couldn't spend a day without me. Yes. I just can't get enough of your sparkling wit and charm. Stuart thought you needed a producer more than I needed to get laid. Come on, I gotta check in. We leave in five minutes.
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Yeah, you kind of are.
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- Right? It's good, right? - No. We should do some stuff on location... ...because you're great when you're interacting with people. I'm sorry, did you just say I'm great?
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Okay. Just conference me when you get a hold of her. Okay, bye. All right, so we have the balloon festival coming up... ...and for sweeps, it might be nice to do a segment... ...on how men are full of hot air.
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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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Okay, so let's go over the pre-interview questions.
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- Five minutes. Ticktock, ticktock. - Yes, dear.
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- Oh, my God. For me? - Oh, my God, he sent you flowers!
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He likes you, by the way. Colin.
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But I hear you have some very interesting ideas and theories. What advice would you give to the people out there... ...that are looking for love? - My advice would be: Don't do it. I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy. Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
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Dude, this is awesome. You are about to go on national television. Okay, this isn't helping, Rick. Just, you know, do what you always do. - What do I always do? - You... I don't know, you... You entertain people with your moronic ideas... ...and they love you for it. That may be the nicest thing you said to me. - You're welcome. - Next up... ...here to tell us the ugly truth about men and women... ...is Mike Chadway, everybody. Mike Chadway.
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Hey, how are you, folks? All right, Mike, welcome. Now, listen. Men, we men, I think I can say "we men." Not necessarily "wee" men, but men of all sizes... - No, I get it. I get it. - We're not known for our expertise... ...in matters of the heart.
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I could be having sex right now. Right this way, please.
