Of Mike telling an ugly truth... ...and they are just so...
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So cutting-edge. So... So fantastic. So fantastic! Oh, God! Oh, it's so, so great! Oh, God. Yeah! You're gonna love them.
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Did you know he had it the whole time? Not the whole time, just part of the time.
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Actually, I was really enjoying the way you were telling them. It was great.
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I'm gonna use the restroom, if you'll excuse me.
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- I figured I should let you finish. - How kind.
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Well, gotta love her enthusiasm, right?
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You were... You were telling them.
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Sorry, buddy, that's my toy.
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And it's a great place to raise a family. Really good school system. The parks are clean and well-maintained and safe. And there's a much lower divorce rate here than there is in New York.
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Yes. Yes, I did. I can say "cock." You don't own the word. Cock. Cock, cock, cock. Okay, I got it. A week ago, you were crying at the thought of a vibrator.
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So tell me this. Why hasn't some fancy New York show stolen you away? Oh, I much prefer Sacramento to New York.
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No. No. And Sacramento isn't really a pond, it's more of a lake, or even an estuary.
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And for your information, I only slept with the one who could read.
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Come on. You just like being a big fish in a little pond.
