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Rule number three: men are very visual. - We have to change your look. - What's wrong with my look? Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency. What's wrong with comfort? Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
The Ugly Truth
44.7s
Hold on. Oh, you're a dog. - What? - Well, you must be. Come on, you heard me. I mean, if you were... If you were hot, you would be out breaking some poor schmuck's heart... ... instead of spending all your time fantasizing about Mr. Wonderful. Face it... ... you're ugly. I am not ugly. Well, okay, let me help you out here. You might as well face the fact that you're gonna be alone... ... and stop pining away for some fantasy guy you're never gonna get. - How can you possibly...? - Hey, Lassie. The show's called The Ugly Truth. If you can't face it, don't call. That wraps it up for this evening. I'm Mike Chadway reminding you that the truth is never pretty. How'd the date go?
The Ugly Truth
1m4s
- Now, we have to teach you flirting. - I know how to flirt. You know how to flirt? "Oh, my name's Abby, and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so. Hey, babe, you wearing any underwear? You know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass. What's wrong with a little ass-grabbing? I mean, what's it there for if for not me to grab it? You're just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs. And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person. Maybe I'm just a really good student. - Would you stop doing that? - Doing what? Running your finger down there. Over me. Why? Is it turning you on? Maybe. It's weird, I think I kind of like it. Really? - Sucker. - Oh, I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher. Come on. - Who is it? - It's Colin. I'm not ready for this. Am I ready? - I'm not ready for this. - Calm down.
The Ugly Truth