- Well, that went well, I think. - Sure did. - Yeah. - Let's get a drink. Bob and Harold...
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Sorry. Oh, my God.
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All right, deal. Now what? Always make an impression.
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- Even if it's constructive? - Never. Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training.
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Okay. Although you won't admit it, you know that I know what I'm talking about. It's your call, dude.
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No, you hate yourself for being so shallow.
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He delivers it.
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I'm really not that flexible, D'Artagnan. I'm coming. I got you, hold on. Hold on. Come here, baby. No, no. No, no. Come on. Come here, D'Artagnan. Good boy. Oh, good boy. Okay. Okay. You're gonna be okay.
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Well, then let's pick him up on the way. - Come on, let's go. Right now. - Come on. Come on, let's go.
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Craig Ferguson is his audition. - You can't be serious. - Oh, I'm serious. If Bob and Harold find out about this, we're dead. Now, I need you to fly out there and talk him out of it. I'm going to Lake Tahoe this weekend. Don't let him know that you know. Go ahead and let him do the show, get us our publicity... ...and then convince him that he needs to sign on with us... ...for the next three years. That's all we can do.
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Should I tell Colin to go? No.
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I'm sorry you didn't get to spend time with little Colin this weekend. And by "little," I don't mean undersized... ...although I highly suspect that's the case.
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- Want some? - Yeah, give me that.
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- Hey, how convenient. - No, I... I thought it was you at the door. Well, I guess we're all interchangeable.
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They liked him? Liked him? They loved him. Ninety-three percent positive.
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Of all the primates, bonobo monkeys... ...are the closest relatives to human beings... ...both genetically and socially. Especially when it comes to sex.
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Mike. Hi, it's Lauren. I'm having a party on Saturday... ... and you know what happens when I drink tequila.
