Craig Ferguson is his audition. - You can't be serious. - Oh, I'm serious. If Bob and Harold find out about this, we're dead. Now, I need you to fly out there and talk him out of it. I'm going to Lake Tahoe this weekend. Don't let him know that you know. Go ahead and let him do the show, get us our publicity... ...and then convince him that he needs to sign on with us... ...for the next three years. That's all we can do.
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Should I tell Colin to go? No.
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I'm sorry you didn't get to spend time with little Colin this weekend. And by "little," I don't mean undersized... ...although I highly suspect that's the case.
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- Want some? - Yeah, give me that.
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- Hey, how convenient. - No, I... I thought it was you at the door. Well, I guess we're all interchangeable.
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They liked him? Liked him? They loved him. Ninety-three percent positive.
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Of all the primates, bonobo monkeys... ...are the closest relatives to human beings... ...both genetically and socially. Especially when it comes to sex.
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Mike. Hi, it's Lauren. I'm having a party on Saturday... ... and you know what happens when I drink tequila.
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Yes!
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Saw me what? What, you saw me introduce them to some network executives? They wanna be actresses, baby. I mean, who am I to kill their dream?
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The underwear.
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Great.
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- I'm turned on with the layers. - Want to see these layers?
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More on this when we come back. We'll hear from a zoo official forced to take... And we're back with The Ugly Truth, where we're gonna be talking about... ... what it is men and women really want in relationships. I've been looking through some books. Smart Women, Foolish Choices.
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Dorky? Hell, no. Are you kidding? You're ahead of the game. Women are coming to you. You know how cool that is? Relish this moment, okay? Now get the hell out of here. I'll see you at 5. - Okay. - We'll celebrate. - Don't forget the pizza, King Kong. - Hey, have I ever?
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Abby, I...
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- No, I didn't. - Let me show you. - Beautiful. - Everybody take five. I'll be right back. Were you all not there last year for our sexual-harassment meeting? - Were you not there, Larry? - He needs to go. He wasn't sexually harassing me.
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- Where's Rick? - I sent him home. I thought you and I could celebrate on our own. Give me some of that.
