- Hi. - Hey. - Wow, you look great. - Oh, thanks. Yeah, I was just doing the dishes. - What happened to you today? - What do you mean?
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- A real bird? - It's flying around. - A sparrow? - Why?
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So you guys here to give me a raise or what?
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I'm so sorry. - Oh, God. I'm so, so sorry. - No, it's okay. You know, I can get this out. I'm sure I can. - What fabric is this? - I don't know. Cotton? Cotton. Cotton's the worst. Well, actually, leather's the worst. - After that would be suede. - Okay. - I think I can get it out. - Abby.
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Abby, I'll make you a deal.
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- Hi. - We're back.
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Men Who Love Women Who Hate Them.
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- Night. - Night.
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I mean, you're not calling from Europe or something? He loves dogs, but he's more of a cat person. He never gets up before you on a Sunday morning. Wait a second, I get it.
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And Women Hating Men Who Loved Women Who Hate Loving Men.
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What are you doing? God, what is wrong with you?
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He's 5'9". Which I know you're thinking is short... ...but he's read The Great Gatsby... - Well, technically 5'8" and a half... ...but I could read The Great Gatsby again if it makes it any better.
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Oh, so the elevator wasn't a gesture? The elevator was a moment of passion... ...followed by a moment of panic on your part, apparently. - Panic? I came by your room. - Yes, and then you ran away. That wasn't panic, sweetheart. That was an unwillingness to compete... ...with the walking checklist that was in your bed. You should be thanking me. We got 10 seconds. Are we ready to soar up, up and away? Well, there you have it, folks. That's the ugly truth. A girl in heat for two guys... ...will choose the one with the better r�sum�. That is bullsh...
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Welcome back.
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Okay? Now, let's take the first caller. How dare you burn those books. They've helped my personal life more than I can say. What's your boyfriend's name, princess? Well, I'm not seeing anyone right now. My point exactly, Shrek. Next caller. You're on the air. So you're saying that men are incapable of love?
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And we're out.
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- You printed out my profile? - My associate producer did. She doesn't like me to not be prepared. Not that I'm ever not prepared. Kudos, by the way, on your comprehensive car insurance plan. - That wasn't in my profile. - No, but it's in your background check.