- Okay. So guess what. - What? Colin called, he wants to get together again.
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I'm here whenever you need me. I'm gonna put my home number on the back of my business card. If your ankle starts giving you any problems, give me a call. Great. Thanks.
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Had to stick his finger up some guy's butt in medical school. You disgust me.
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Actually, it's Late Late. It's two "lates." And since he became the hottest personality on morning TV. - Have you seen this guy's ratings? - Yes. Yes, I have. Yeah, okay. Anyways, you leave tonight. - Okay. - It's all set. - How cool is this? - Come on, let's go. Oh, my God!
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Coming up, we're gonna visit the aquarium... ...and see how Penny the Porpoise is. Can she clear that 10-foot pole... ...with a ball on her nose? When we come back. When we come back.
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8s
- Who? - That girl, right there. I was trying to get us a couple hot dogs. - Two. Thank you. - Okay.
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No. Honestly, no worries. Just come here.
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Second of all, you're supposed to do that to 25-year-old girls... ...who think they're hot and can get any guy they want... ...not 14-year-old girls.
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They use sex as a way to end an argument. One of my favorite techniques as well. In fact, when they come upon a new food source... ...they have a gangbang in order to decrease tension... - Small person on-set. - Thanks. - which is something we humans should look into. No, no, no. This is not for children. It's okay. I know him. - You do? - Yeah. - sit on their asses all day and boss their men around.
The Ugly Truth
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Did you know he had it the whole time? Not the whole time, just part of the time.
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3s
All right. I'll just come up.
The Ugly Truth
3.4s
To the first of many romantic evenings to come.
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Wait. We need to make one more stop. - Why? I have tons of stuff. - We have to make your hair longer. Men like something to grab onto other than your ass. My hair is fine. There's nothing wrong. Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery... ...or emptying the litter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection. Why is it my responsibility to inspire an erection? Isn't that his job? Shut up.
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Oh, dear. Sounds to me like no one's ever loved you...
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- Real or fake? - You'll never know.
The Ugly Truth
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I could be having sex right now. Right this way, please.
The Ugly Truth
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How did you leave it? He ask for your number? No, but he gave me his. Should I call him?
