- Off we go. - Where are we going? I'm not going anywhere with you.
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- Stand by to go to three. - Yeah, so some... Cacciatore gets mushrooms, garlic. Exactly. - Yeah. Put the mushrooms in. - All right. And whatever amount of garlic you want. - Really? - You can't have enough garlic. - Oh, you can. - I certainly can. - Do it every night. - I got a nice, big spoon for you. - Oh, excellent. Thank you. - Here you go.
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They're so... So... You tell them, Mike. You should tell them. Yes, yes. Yes, you tell them.
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Come on. You just like being a big fish in a little pond.
The Ugly Truth
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How's my face? Is it too shiny? Which side is better? Right, left, full frontal?
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I taught you well. Hey, maybe you could even host the show.
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And what exactly are we celebrating? Hello? Craig Ferguson? I was just on it. I mean, maybe you saw it?
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He came to surprise me. I...
The Ugly Truth
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You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.
The Ugly Truth
11s
Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.
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On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
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I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.
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Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
The Ugly Truth
4s
Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.
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They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.
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You were... You were telling them.
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They're all great. Can we go over your intro one more time? - "I'm Jack Magnum, and this is..." - The Ugly Truth. Okay. Let's maybe lose the gun thing. What? Gun's my signature move. Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month... ...I say lose the effing gun.
