No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.
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- Cute kid. - Yeah. Here, do me.
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They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.
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Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.
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You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.
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On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
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- Good night. - Yeah, good night.
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I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.
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Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.
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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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Man, we're a chicken household. - We are. - Tell Larry to throw it to Javier... ...while she pulls it together. - Or is it okay? - It's good. - Javier, do you like it?
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- You sure you don't want any leftovers? - When we return... ...our live Skycam traffic update. - Okay. And guess who's in rehab this week. - Stand by to roll break. - Also, how you can adopt... ... your very own slug worm, when we come back. - Roll your break. - How about salt? Salt make it better?
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- That good? - I have to say, Rocco... ...this is the best chicken cacciatore I've ever tasted. I knew you'd like it. It's duck cacciatore, actually. - Oh, no. - Did he just say "duck"?
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Are you alert? Okay, well tell them... No.
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- Morning, Freddy. - Morning, Abby. - You look awfully pretty today. - Oh, is it that bad in there? - Good morning. We got problems. - Morning. There are no problems, Joy, only solutions. The traffic camera is down and we have no B-roll for our traffic segment.
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And it's a great alternative to chicken. It kind of tastes just like chicken, right? Duck, like "quack, quack" duck? - Get ready to roll to break. - Yeah. - Whoa, duck. - Yeah.
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I should not be letting corporate management... ...dictate the content of this show. It's my show. I control it. I should skip the date tonight. Stay home, think up some ideas for sweeps. Absolutely not, Abby. You should be out there observing humanity.
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It's just a matter of looking chaos right in the eye and telling it to eff off. You guys did great. Thank you. I think it's time for a new chef on this show. I do. Now, come on. Rocco's been with us... - Abby? - It's this upsetting? Hey, Stuart wants to see you. He's freaking out. Oh, he got the ratings.
