That was a little over the top, but nice try. - Well, thanks. - For what?
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Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.
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You have to do it for the ratings, Abby.
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Have a little something else on its way up for you. You are going to love it.
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Love it. - And this is Joe, your new producer. - Hi.
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You already hired him? Who's this delightful creature?
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Okay.
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I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho." - You're the definition of neurotic. - No. The definition of neurotic... ...is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts... ...without any objective evidence of... - Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I'm in love with you... ...and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. You're in love with me. Why? Beats the shit out of me... ...but I am. Oh, Mike. - You're amazing. - I am? Oh, you're a god. - Really? - Oh, God!
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Do you understand how much I hate myself for that? It was cheap titillation. I am now going to broadcasting hell... ...right behind the naked weathergirl from Canada.
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- Let him be a man, Georgia. - I let him be a man. - You have to let me be a man. - I have tried. - Let him be a man. - You have to let me. Simple as that. Now, you, Frowny McFlaccid, come on.
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But I hear you have some very interesting ideas and theories. What advice would you give to the people out there... ...that are looking for love? - My advice would be: Don't do it. I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy. Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
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Now, that was perfect.
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Hey, can we get her?
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Rule number one: never criticize.
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If it weren't for these three things, men and women wouldn't even speak.