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Halfwit troglodytes are a dime a dozen. You'd better be right. Because you gotta find me another one or else we're canceled. I'll find one by the end of the day. Not really. I'm just... That's just a joke, everybody. I can't believe I allowed myself to feel for him. Well, you felt enough something to break up with Colin. I'm sorry. Okay, here are the Mike Chadway replacements. - Yes, no, yes, no, no, fuck no. - "Fuck no." All right.
The Ugly Truth
24.9s
All right, we're live in five, four, three... Two, one. - Think this guy's any good? - He better be. I'm Jack Magnum, and this is The Ugly Truth. - Peace. - Oh, Jesus. He's going political. We'll do a couple questions with the balloon pilot... ...about how often couples get it on in-flight, and then we're out. Got it.
The Ugly Truth
24.2s
But you know that. And as horrible as it sounds... ...I was editing that speech the entire time you were giving it. And the time you fed me caviar, I was in physical pain. I hate being fed like a toddler. That's how much of a control freak I am. But I couldn't show you any of that, because... ...who would love someone like that?
The Ugly Truth
17.1s
What did you do to him? I didn't do anything. He missed the flight all on his own. He quit this morning. I got a call from the local CBS affiliate saying they'd closed a deal with him. Corporate's having a shit fit. What the hell happened? He quit to go to one of our local competitors?
The Ugly Truth