You know what I like best about you, Joe? Is I don't wanna have sex with you at all. I'm relieved to hear that.
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- Morning, Freddy. - Morning, Abby. - You look awfully pretty today. - Oh, is it that bad in there? - Good morning. We got problems. - Morning. There are no problems, Joy, only solutions. The traffic camera is down and we have no B-roll for our traffic segment.
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Sorry, buddy, that's my toy.
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Had to stick his finger up some guy's butt in medical school. You disgust me.
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I am just like that.
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Oh, shit.
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I mean, you're not calling from Europe or something? He loves dogs, but he's more of a cat person. He never gets up before you on a Sunday morning. Wait a second, I get it.
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Hi. Who are you? Oh, this is Rick. - I'm his agent. - Yeah.
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- You slept with Colin, didn't you? - No. No.
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My, my.
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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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- Oh, my God. For me? - Oh, my God, he sent you flowers!
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And rule number two: laugh at whatever he says. - What if what he says isn't funny? - That's irrelevant. - A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. - A fake orgasm is good? No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. - A fake orgasm is no orgasm. - Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.
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What are you doing?
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God. I hate you so much, I just swore on live television.
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I am not a control freak. When you checked into the hotel, did you or did you not insist... ...on getting an eastern-facing room on a floor not below 7?
