No. No. And Sacramento isn't really a pond, it's more of a lake, or even an estuary.
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And for your information, I only slept with the one who could read.
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Come on. You just like being a big fish in a little pond.
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Now you're "cock this, cock that," cock, cock, cock.
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Back at you, babe.
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Hi. Who are you? Oh, this is Rick. - I'm his agent. - Yeah.
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- There he is. - Hey, what's up? Good news. You're not gonna believe this. - What? - I got you on The Late Late Show... ...with Craig Ferguson. They want you as his guest. - Ferguson wants me on his show? - Yeah. - You're shitting me. - I am not shitting you. - Oh, yeah. - We made it.
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So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between. And it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers... ...and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with. That sounded almost enlightened. Because once you do peel back those layers, my friends... ...her lady garden awaits. - And he's back. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna wanna fertilize that patch of petunias. Well, thanks, Mike. Coming up after this message, Javier tells us if your petunias... ...are gonna see any rainfall this weekend. I sure hope mine do. I wanna go home, but let's go over the script. Yeah, let's get it done really quickly.
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I'm really a man of discriminating taste and you're a foul-mouthed slut. Thank you.
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...here's to overturning assumptions, huh?
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Actually, it's Late Late. It's two "lates." And since he became the hottest personality on morning TV. - Have you seen this guy's ratings? - Yes. Yes, I have. Yeah, okay. Anyways, you leave tonight. - Okay. - It's all set. - How cool is this? - Come on, let's go. Oh, my God!
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And what exactly are we celebrating? Hello? Craig Ferguson? I was just on it. I mean, maybe you saw it?
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Since when do you have an agent? And since when is it okay... ...to book Late Night without the producer's approval?
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We didn't. We're saving that for this weekend. He's taking me to Lake Tahoe. Well...
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Well, then maybe you heard I turned it down. You did?
