- Where? - There. Right there. Abby? Abby, you might want to look up.
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Oh, look, hold on. It's coming!
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Now, that was perfect.
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Sounds like a great argument for evolution if you ask me. And that, my friends, is the ugly truth. And we're wrapped.
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They use sex as a way to end an argument. One of my favorite techniques as well. In fact, when they come upon a new food source... ...they have a gangbang in order to decrease tension... - Small person on-set. - Thanks. - which is something we humans should look into. No, no, no. This is not for children. It's okay. I know him. - You do? - Yeah. - sit on their asses all day and boss their men around.
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I'm gonna ignore that, because I am in such a good mood. Yeah, I heard. Wet crotch.
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Though weren't items one through nine... ...something to do with him pretty much being gay?
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- Good, you're ready. - For what? The dinner with corporate. - Didn't you get my e-mail? - No. And I can't. I have a date with Colin.
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Hey. What are you doing here? I told you no watching the show, especially live.
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Okay, I got you. I'm in position. - Can't say today was boring. - You're being nice.
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Yeah, I've got an adult male bonobo monkey in my pants. I'd like to see that.
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- I embarrassed you. - No. You're just not what I'm used to.
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- Great job, Mike. - Thank you. See you guys later.
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I need some emergency advice.
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- Night. - Night.
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Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
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- Okay. So guess what. - What? Colin called, he wants to get together again.
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- Eleven months. - God. Eleven months. How do you live? Come on.
