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- Now what? - Now just make him wait. If he's still holding on after 30 more seconds, you may have a chance. No one's gonna wait for somebody they're trying to blow off. - You better be right. - Give me time... ...I'm gonna make this guy your bitch. - I don't want a bitch. Colin would never be a bitch. He is a well-rounded man... ...capable of mature emotions and deep, abiding love. - Things which you know not of. - Maybe not. But I do know about lust, seduction and manipulation. Things that you know not of.
The Ugly Truth
23.6s
Wait. We need to make one more stop. - Why? I have tons of stuff. - We have to make your hair longer. Men like something to grab onto other than your ass. My hair is fine. There's nothing wrong. Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery... ...or emptying the litter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection. Why is it my responsibility to inspire an erection? Isn't that his job? Shut up.
The Ugly Truth
18s
Rule number three: men are very visual. - We have to change your look. - What's wrong with my look? Abby, you're a very attractive woman, but you are completely inaccessible. You're all about comfort and efficiency. What's wrong with comfort? Well, nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
The Ugly Truth
17.4s
- Hello. May I be of assistance? - Yes, you may. We need cocktail dresses... ...tight jeans and some bras that'll make my friend's breasts... ...sit up and say hello. - They're not saying hello now? - What are they saying? - They're giving more of a passing nod... ...rather than an outright greeting.
The Ugly Truth
18.8s
And rule number two: laugh at whatever he says. - What if what he says isn't funny? - That's irrelevant. - A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. - A fake orgasm is good? No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. - A fake orgasm is no orgasm. - Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.
The Ugly Truth