- So you're a doctor? - An orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, I do a lot of leg and hip stuff, but I do get the occasional foot. Your ankle seems to be fine. Just a mild sprain, this should help. Great. Thank you. I guess I'm pretty lucky my cat chose the tree outside your window to climb.
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I need some emergency advice.
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Lick the Jell-O off her finger.
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- I know. - No, actually, it's a good thing. I'm used to women I can figure out in five seconds. But I can't do that with you. He's an idiot. I figured you out in two. Now, tell him good night and stick your tits out. - We're gonna give this one last shot. - Well, good night then.
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He was blind from touching himself inappropriately. That's a nice thing to tell your son. Like he hasn't heard worse on your show. Let's hope you can clean it up now that you're on a network. Congrats.
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Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.
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- I embarrassed you. - No. You're just not what I'm used to.
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Well, gotta love her enthusiasm, right?
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Okay, I'll just leave now.
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Should I tell Colin to go? No.
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And I was thinking we should go out for dinner sometime. There is a new French bistro in town... ...and an art opening that got amazing reviews. So I was thinking we could go on Friday.
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- Oh, God. - Camera 1, ready for a three-shot. - I'm not frowny. - Yes, you are. Move in here and give this beautiful woman a kiss. - God. This is ridiculous. - McFlaccid? - That mean what I think it means? - Yes. Kiss her. - No. They're not gonna... - Give it to her, right in front of me. - And in front of them. - Let me... Goddamn it, Georgia, let me be a man. - No! - Zoom in on that, 2. Zoom in. America doesn't want to see this. And that, my friends, is the ugly truth. Get ready to roll to break. Ready to roll... Oh, you are a man. He is a man. Break. Cut to commercial! - Cut to commercial! - That was great! Wasn't that great? I told you that guy was great. Good job, everybody.
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Welcome back.
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That definitely made up for my wet crotch. Me too. No, scratch that. I didn't have one. Yeah.
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- I'll get you a towel. - Okay.
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And it's a great alternative to chicken. It kind of tastes just like chicken, right? Duck, like "quack, quack" duck? - Get ready to roll to break. - Yeah. - Whoa, duck. - Yeah.
