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Why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis... and you wanna play poker with us? I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off... and, besides, I think the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.

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Because l... l... I didn't feel like it.

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- Hey, Peter. - Drew. That's something about old Smykowski, huh? - Yeah. - Lucky bastard.

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Well, time to go face the music. You take care of yourself if I don't see you, all right? You too, man. Take her easy, bud. All right. Hey, Peter. Yeah?

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Whu... whu... One.

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Uh, no. No, you don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh... It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny... and, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. Oh, OK. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? - Yeah. - Right. It's not yours? Uh... well, it becomes ours. How is that not stealing? I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You'd take a penny from the tray. From the crippled children? No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray... The pennies for everybody. Oh, for everybody. OK. Yeah. Well, those are whole pennies. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK? But we do it from a much bigger tray... and we do it a couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. It just seems wrong. It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning... and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start... taking money from the register. Well, maybe you should. The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. What?

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Thanks, Tom.

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What is that supposed to mean?

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So, when the subroutine compounds the interest... it uses all these extra decimal places... that just get rounded off. So we simplified the whole thing... and we round 'em all down and drop the remainder... into an account that we opened. So you're stealing?

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Stay in touch, man. OK. Will do.

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You see, that's what you have to do.

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Yeah. He's gonna be sort of, uh... helping us out... a little here... asking some questions... maybe seeing if there are some ways... we can make things run a little more smoothly... around here.

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All right, chief. You guys take care, all right? All right.

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You see, it would be this mat... that you would put on the floor... and it would have different conclusions written on it... that you could jump to.

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OK, Lawrence.

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Ah, sure.

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Hello, Peter. What's happening? Um... I'm gonna need you... to go ahead and come in tomorrow... so if you could be here around... nine, that would be great. OK? Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Um... I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in... on Sunday, too, OK? We, um... Iost some people this week... and, uh... we need to sort of play catch-up. Thanks.

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This isn't so bad, huh?

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