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I'll see you guys later... if I still have a job.

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So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?

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Hey, look who's back! Table for three to...

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Uh, listen, I heard about your... your settlement. Congratulations. Well, thanks, Peter. You know, I'm glad you're here, because I wanted to talk to you. I know how you get depressed about your job and all, and... I just wanted you to know that I know how you feel. I used to be the same way. - Really? - Sure. Maybe I didn't whine as much. But I bet I hated my job even more than you... and I'd been doing it for over thirty years. Wow. Just remember, if you hang in there long enough... good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.

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Ooh, ooh. Peter, come here a minute. I wanna show you something.

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Michael, Samir, how you doin'? - Hey, Tom. - Hello, Tom. I'd like you to meet my lawyer Rob Newhouse. Rob, Michael. Samir. Peter! How are you? I'm glad you could make it. Tom, hi. This is somebody I'd like you to meet. - This is, uh, Joanna. - Hi. Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.

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Look, we don't... l'm... We don't have to talk about this now. Let's just go to the barbecue, all right?

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is... kick someone's ass the first day... or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? Oh, no, we just... It's a...

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- Really? - Yep. All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

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Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine! Check out this chick! Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend... like we can't hear each other through the wall? Oh, sorry, man! Anne over there or somethin'? No, but...

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That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.

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Uh, look... I gotta get outta here.

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Stay clear, now. Stay clear. Holy shit.

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If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.

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And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...

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Yeah. Oh, and remember, next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh... wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

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Good-bye.

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Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...

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I'll see you guys later... if I still have a job.

Hey, look who's back! Table for three to...

Ooh, ooh. Peter, come here a minute. I wanna show you something.

Michael, Samir, how you doin'? - Hey, Tom. - Hello, Tom. I'd like you to meet my lawyer Rob Newhouse. Rob, Michael. Samir. Peter! How are you? I'm glad you could make it. Tom, hi. This is somebody I'd like you to meet. - This is, uh, Joanna. - Hi. Hi. Forgive me for not getting up.

Look, we don't... l'm... We don't have to talk about this now. Let's just go to the barbecue, all right?

Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is... kick someone's ass the first day... or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? Oh, no, we just... It's a...

- Really? - Yep. All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine! Check out this chick! Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend... like we can't hear each other through the wall? Oh, sorry, man! Anne over there or somethin'? No, but...

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.

Uh, look... I gotta get outta here.

Stay clear, now. Stay clear. Holy shit.

If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.

Yeah. Oh, and remember, next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh... wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Good-bye.

Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...