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I'll see you guys later... if I still have a job.

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So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?

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Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers... so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? L...

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Hi. I'm Peter. Hi. Can I help you? What are you doin' for lunch today? Uh, well, our specials today are blackened chicken. It's actually right there on the board. Excuse me.

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Let's see... you are... Michael... - Bolton? - Yeah.

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Hey, look who's back! Table for three to...

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Are you any relation to the pop singer? No, it's... it's just a coincidence. Ha ha. To be honest with you... I love his music. I do. - I'm a Michael Bolton fan. - Me, too. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better... than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman." But you must really love his music, huh?

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Next batter looks like a Peter Gibbons. Uh-huh. Ah, there you are. We were just talking about you. You must be Peter Gibbons. Uh-huh. Terrific. I'm Bob Slydell. This is my associate Bob Porter. Oh, hi, Bob. Bob. Grab a seat and join us for a minute or two.

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Wait, Peter. You gotta postpone it, man. Tell 'em you've been sick. Make something up. Oh, no way. No, I feel great. It's the best day of my life.

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L... I didn't receive my paycheque this week. Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that. I did and they said... Milt, we're gonna go ahead... and move you downstairs into storage "B." No, l... I... New people are coming, and we need the space. But there's no space... So if you could go ahead and pack your stuff... and move it down there... that would be terrific. OK? Uh, excuse me... I believe you have my stapler, please. Hmm. You've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

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Uh-huh. Wow! Hmm. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Give it to me. Come on, you little fucker, let's go. That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little fuck... - Michael. - Hey. Listen to me.

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That sounds good, Peter. And, uh, we'll go ahead and... get this all fixed up for you. Great. Hi, Milton. What's happening?

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"We're not in Kansas anymore." Yeah. Really. Ha ha. It's on your...

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What are you doing tonight?

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Yeah, and, uh, and l... Listen...

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- I have a question. - Yes? In this conjugal visits, you can have sex with women? Yep, you sure can. OK, I'll do it. That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America! Can we discuss the plan? OK, yeah, good, right. It works like a computer virus. All we do is load it into the credit union's mainframe. It'll do the rest. Get me that disk, and I'll take it from there. Before we go any further, all right? We have to swear to God, Allah... that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends. Nobody. - Of course. - Agreed. Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone, either. - What the fuck is that? - Don't worry. He's cool. All right. Here's how I see it all going down. Peter, congratulations. This is one heck of a promotion. Thank you, Bob. We'll get some people under you right away.

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That was easy. Yeah, I guess it was. What'd you do with the... Hey, man. Oh, hey, Drew. You guys hear about Tom Smykowski? That he got laid off? No, man, check it out. Last week, after he found out he was getting laid off... he tries to kill himself by running the car in the garage. Is he dead? No, man, check it out. His wife comes home early and catches him. He tries to play it off like nothing happened. I was having some trouble with the shifter here. It's jammed. L... I couldn't get it into drive. - L... l...I mean, reverse. - You OK, Tom? Then as he's lookin' at her... he decides he wants to live. Yeah, I think I'm OK. Right. Seems to be working now.

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But as soon as he backs out of his driveway... Bam! He gets slammed big-time by a drunk driver. - Is he OK? - Sort of. Broke both his wrists, legs, a couple of ribs, his back... but he's getting a huge settlement out of this. Like seven figures. He's getting out of the hospital tomorrow. He's throwing a big party this weekend to celebrate. We're all invited. I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showing her my "Oh" face. Oh, oh, oh... You know what I'm talking about. Oh. Yeah. Right. See you guys there.

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