Yeah. He's gonna be sort of, uh... helping us out... a little here... asking some questions... maybe seeing if there are some ways... we can make things run a little more smoothly... around here.
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All right, chief. You guys take care, all right? All right.
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You see, it would be this mat... that you would put on the floor... and it would have different conclusions written on it... that you could jump to.
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OK, Lawrence.
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Ah, sure.
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Hello, Peter. What's happening? Um... I'm gonna need you... to go ahead and come in tomorrow... so if you could be here around... nine, that would be great. OK? Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Um... I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in... on Sunday, too, OK? We, um... Iost some people this week... and, uh... we need to sort of play catch-up. Thanks.
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This isn't so bad, huh?
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Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine! Check out this chick! Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend... like we can't hear each other through the wall? Oh, sorry, man! Anne over there or somethin'? No, but...
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So I was sitting in my cubicle today... and I realised, ever since I started working, um... every single day of my life has been worse than... the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me... that's on the worst day of my life. What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? - Yeah. - Wow. That's messed up.
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Ew... ew... - Is he breathing? - Call 911! Oh! Where's the phone? Where's the goddamn phone?
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I want you to relax every muscle in your body... beginning with your toes to your fingertips.
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- Really? - Yep. All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.
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Hey, man.
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Wait a minute. Let me take a look at that.
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Then Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll... and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh. And I still haven't received my paycheque. And he took my stapler, and he never brought it back. And then they moved my desk to storage room "B." And there was garbage on it, and... Why don't you go back down and sit at your desk? Mr. Lumbergh should be here any minute. - Mr. Lumbergh... - Just go sit at your desk. OK. But, l... I'm gonna just...
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Ahh...
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We never should have done this. What were we thinking?