Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumbergh again. Uh... I just wanted to make sure you knew... that we did start at the, uh... usual time this morning. Yeah. It isn't a half day or anything like that... so if you could just go ahead... and get here as soon as possible... that would be terrific. Ahh...
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Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...
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Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lum... Yeah. It's... Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumber... Yeah. It's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in. Hello? Peter, what's going on? Huh? It's three-thirty. Why aren't you at work?
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I want you to relax every muscle in your body... beginning with your toes to your fingertips.
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Ew... ew... - Is he breathing? - Call 911! Oh! Where's the phone? Where's the goddamn phone?
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Because l... l... I didn't feel like it.
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Now I want you to relax your legs.
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Whu... whu... One.
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Ahh...
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So I was sitting in my cubicle today... and I realised, ever since I started working, um... every single day of my life has been worse than... the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me... that's on the worst day of my life. What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? - Yeah. - Wow. That's messed up.
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Hello, Peter. What's happening? Um... I'm gonna need you... to go ahead and come in tomorrow... so if you could be here around... nine, that would be great. OK? Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Um... I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in... on Sunday, too, OK? We, um... Iost some people this week... and, uh... we need to sort of play catch-up. Thanks.
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Oh, for cryin'...
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Listen, asshole. Nobody hangs up on me. We're through. Oh, and one more thing... I've been cheating on you!
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Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about... ten o'clock. Yeah. Just, uh... wondering where you are.