My name is Tim. I'm always available. By the way, I also do engine work on BMWs.
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I'm very happy for you. Name your first six kids after me, OK?
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We're talking marriage, kids, the whole thing.
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Rick, I really think I'm in love.
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Gary, how's the big stallion?
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That's good. That's good.
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Bye.
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No, no, no. Have fun first, and then have a few laughs. Just forget about the marriage for a couple of hours. This is a party, remember? Go out there and party.
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She crawled up beside me Her smile terrified me And I was suffering in ecstasy - What the hell are you doing? - I'm slashing my wrists. - With an electric razor? - I couldn't find any razor blades. At least your wrists will be smooth and kissable. Give me this thing! What is the matter with you? Will you go out there and have some fun and have a few laughs, please?
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I was dreaming Woke up screaming I was drowning in a pool of sweat My hands were shaking My head was aching My stomach was so upset That's when I saw two eyes glowing in the dark I fell in love with a little demon Little demon, little demon Angels above can't take my little demon Little demon, little demon Little demon!
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Hi. Hello.
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My dearest family member, get in there. She's incredible. No, no, no. I will, but the party's young and it's just starting up. I want to ask you a question first. You're my older brother. Let me ask you some advice. You are a married man, right? I am about to be a married man. What can I expect from this marriage thing? What is the honest scoop? The honest scoop? The first month, from the beginning, is terrific. It's great.
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You know? Just... It's incredible. So by the fifth month, hopefully, football season starts. - Football. - You got ball games. You got Monday Night. Stan, I am so glad we had this chat. You've really answered my questions.
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An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl, or a pump with an underground hammer. Wait a minute. Whatever happened to hand jobs?
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Third month, you're looking through old phone numbers, old girlfriends... But, by the fourth month... by the fourth month you're just... you're numb.
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Hi. We were just walking by and we heard the music. Can we come in? Sure! Come on in! Join the party, babe.