What have I done to deserve this? And then she drove away and I never saw her again.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
What a crazy dream.
Wish Dragon
1s
Let me guess.
Wish Dragon
8s
Selling me out. -That's cold. -It was your idea. Yeah. I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
[Din] Mmm!
Wish Dragon
19.3s
[groaning] I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. A wish! Why didn't you just say so? Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! [whoosh, poof]
Wish Dragon
17.2s
♪ All that I could want I got right here ♪ ♪ What would I make a wish ♪ ♪ I don't want more than this ♪ ♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪ ♪ Boy, you are the world Every last diamond and pearl ♪ [singing in Chinese]
Wish Dragon
13.2s
-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
Wish Dragon
4.1s
Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze.
Wish Dragon
4.3s
[woman singing romantically in Chinese]
Wish Dragon
1.7s
How did you get in there?
Wish Dragon
23.3s
All day? I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. [sighs] If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? [jaunty ring tone plays] Not gonna work, Din. [ring tone continues]
Wish Dragon
11.4s
What dark magic is this? Where is the tiny orchestra? How do they fit in this metal box? Two wishes. Anything I want. [gasps] The birthday party. I know what I want.
Wish Dragon
11.2s
Hold on, is that… [Mrs. Chu] Huh? [bright, uplifting music] [women chanting] No way! [Li Na laughs] Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!
