So, what do you think of the suit? Good enough to get into the birthday party of the famous Li Na Wang?
Wish Dragon
8s
[beatboxing] Huh? Oh yeah, sure, I'll dance with you. Say, you look kind of familiar.
Wish Dragon
5.1s
Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day. How are we gonna do this? What am I gonna say?
Wish Dragon
3.6s
Good evening, Li Na. Will you allow me to kiss your hand?
Wish Dragon
2.4s
Starting to take me for granted, huh?
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Ugh. Man, quit being a creep, Din.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Wish Dragon
1s
Good.
Wish Dragon
15.8s
Din, why are you asking silly questions? Eat. Okay, but seriously, Mom, if you could wish for anything. -A big house in the countryside? -Din, we went over this yesterday. I want you to focus on your future. That is what I wish for.
Wish Dragon
7s
I'm more focused than I've ever been in my entire life. Hmm. Good. Now hurry up. You're gonna be late.
Wish Dragon
6.4s
-What's that face? I know that. -I don't have a face. What? Go to school. Stop planning things.
Wish Dragon
4s
Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
Wish Dragon
4.4s
Um, hello? Dragon thingy? You in there?
Wish Dragon
1.5s
[dramatic music plays]
Wish Dragon
1.8s
Stupid shoes.
Wish Dragon
16s
-I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. She's my best friend. That's my wish.
Wish Dragon
13.2s
-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
Wish Dragon
13s
Excellent. I see where this is going. Now, when choosing a palace, it is very important that-- Uh, what are you do-- -[groans] -Quit goofing off. This is serious.
