Oh. [chuckles] Um. Well, I try to be friendly. Keep my five-star rating.
Wish Dragon
9.6s
Okay, but did you order the-- And I have chosen you! For you are pure of heart.
Wish Dragon
3.2s
Did somebody order dumpling soup?
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[pipa music playing in distance]
Wish Dragon
3s
-Um, hello? -[male voice] Come in.
Wish Dragon
2.8s
It's locked. I know.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Uh, hello?
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Whoa.
Wish Dragon
11.6s
Every time I try to make casual conversation, you guys give me a hard time. Wha-- So, you're a Wish Dragon? Yes.
Wish Dragon
36.4s
Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? -Great joke, guys. -Joke? -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not. -[dramatic music rises] -[Din] Ah! Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? It shall be so. Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! -It shall be so. -Whoa. For the finest carriage in all the land? Pow! It's yours! The wings of a hawk! [caws] Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? Or anything else that your heart desires.
Wish Dragon
17s
-How do you fit in this teapot? -Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot. So small. How old are you? -That's not-- -Where'd you come from? -All you need-- -Look at your arms. Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green? Your face is so soft. I want to touch it. Oh, can you breathe fire? [splutters]
Wish Dragon
19s
Am I… am I dead? Grandma! It's Din! -I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you! -No, no. No, you're very much alive. I am a magical Wish Dragon, who will grant three wishes to the owner of this teapot. And you, sir, are my master! So, go ahead, wish away!
Wish Dragon
12.3s
I'm thinking about starting one of those-- Where they sell animals. Pet-type stores. You going to sell Chow Chows? That's a good dog. No one will be selling anything if we don't find that teapot.