Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family. No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned. -It's exactly what I predicted. -I need your help. You were from royalty. Tell me what to do. Fine. Do exactly what I say. -Okay. Deal. -Sir, could I offer you a hot tow-- You shouldn't let commoners talk to you. -Really? -Sir, I just-- wanted to offer you a hot towel. Sir, you just-- [shushes]
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
Wish Dragon
17.2s
Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu. -Better make that three. -Good! As you wish, sir. So, listen, Dan, about last night, sorry for acting so weird. To be honest, it's nice to have someone who listened. Ignore her and she's yours.
Wish Dragon
11.2s
Look. Rich people never pay attention to anyone else. All they talk about is their own business, how much money they make. -It's almost an art form. -Are you listening to anything I said?
Wish Dragon
10s
Madame, your table. Demand another table, claiming it's far superior. Li Na, this table simply won't do. Allow me to show you another one.
Wish Dragon
6.8s
You've always wanted to be in a street fight. -Help. -[Long] No! -Stay calm. -[Din] Come on, please. -Dan? -[Long groans]
Wish Dragon
6.4s
Who were those men? Gangsters. Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom. [crowd clapping, cheering]
Wish Dragon
4s
Look what I found! [laughs] [exciting percussive music plays]
Wish Dragon
1s
[Li Na] Dad?
Wish Dragon
10.2s
And now, everyone will bow to me. No! No! No! No! [Mr. Wang yelling] [loud clattering]
Wish Dragon
1.4s
I'm your master now.
Wish Dragon
5.9s
What's wrong with you? I told you not to hurt the kid. I've been bowing to others my entire life.