You're quite a simple fellow. Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. [yelping] I can allow you to speak with a loved one on the other side of China!
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[groans] I hate this place.
Wish Dragon
4s
Uh, what is this? Traffic. Traffic.
Wish Dragon
15.7s
Hey, do you remember that promise we made? -The pinky-- -Of course! How'd it go? Um… Friends forever, day by… [both] Year by year, upon this we will always… swear.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
[panting]
Wish Dragon
23.9s
You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon? Yes, as a reward. -You don't seem happy. -I'm very happy. So, if you would just use your last wish, and wish for the same thing as every other master, then I can be done and leave this wretched world. And finally return back to heaven, where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
Back? To serve another ten masters?
Wish Dragon
10.7s
You guessed it. But, you've been waiting 1,000 years just to get through those gates. I know, there was a parade and everything, but… you had one more wish.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Where's that kid?
Wish Dragon
1s
Thank you.
Wish Dragon
4.2s
I am a god. [laughing]
Wish Dragon
9.2s
Din, why is there a pile of broken teacups in the-- Know what? I don't want to know.
Wish Dragon
1s
Teacups.
Wish Dragon
5.6s
Good job. Din! Hello? Where are the teacups? -We open in ten minutes. -I'm on it.
Wish Dragon
19.3s
[groaning] I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. A wish! Why didn't you just say so? Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! [whoosh, poof]
Wish Dragon
18s
Besides, there are no shrimp chips there, and I still haven't ridden in one of those metal birds, and no air conditioning. No air conditioning in heaven! There's actually plenty of-- Thank you, Long.
Wish Dragon
15.6s
Na Na! Well, what do you think? It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another. It's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window. -Yes! By tomorrow or no deal. -Hi. [yelping] Okay, hurry up with those dumplings. You, step aside. [slurps, grunts]
