Mrs. Hickham at a Starbucks in Druid Hills. - Our social studies teacher? - Yeah. I asked her out and she wouldn't go out with me, which is crazy, because I nailed her in high school. - You did? - I dated her mouth for a full semester.
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Let's go look at some fish. Okay.
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I knew it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
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I know.
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I took care of you guys?
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You're never lonely. What more do you want? I'll tell you what I want, okay? I want something different. I want your life, you know? I want Sabrina. I want Tatiana.
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To Dave and Jamie. Dave and Jamie! Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary!
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Dave!
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Last week he told me my shoes were dangerously Italian. What?
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Open the goddamn door, Dave.
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What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Why can't they talk yet? Are they retarded or something? Don't say... You can't say that. Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy. - Or that. - I'm kidding. - A little bit, though? - No. Pumpkin, we'll see you right after the game, okay? Have fun.
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It's rolling blackouts or something? Yeah, I guess.
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What the hell is this?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! What the hell was that? Explain yourself!
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You've never heard of the Bryant Gumbel?
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Hey, Mitch. Your hair looks good. Thanks. Yeah, I had to cut it for a fucking tampon commercial. Uncle Mitch! How's my favorite ballerina doing? - Hi, Uncle Mitch. - Hi! Gosh, you're so light. Are you dieting? Do you want to come to my dance recital? No, honey. The only style of dancing that Uncle Mitch likes involves a big, shiny pole, and a broken woman with daddy issues.
