It's because you belong here, in your life, with that incredible woman sitting beside you.
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Hey, where is the fountain?
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Fucking terrible.
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There's a reason I'm not selling dolphins.
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What the fuck? Oh, my God. I'm Dave?
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I left my purse. I would have called but... But you left your phone in your purse. - Yeah. - Right. I just wanted to apologize, because I know that I probably came off a little aggressive last night, and I just wanted to say sorry.
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Can I get confirmation that the EBITDA still aligns with comfortable... Dave?
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Okay, okay, okay! Go look in the mirror. Right there!
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Perhaps you would like to sit on our side of the table.
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You know, we're... Everything is...
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God to unite this man and this woman in the...
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Fuck me! This must be my new mom. Hi, Mitch Planko. Good. Thank you. She's holding onto me. Okay, good, let go. Keep away from him. The man's a pervert.
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So let's sign this. What's the worst that can happen? Right? We will just roll this party out to some sushi and some sake bombs. Moustache is buying. And then a little karaoke for dessert? What have we got to lose? Let's bones that. 'Stache? Is this some kind of joke? Are you trying to poison the well? You are the one on a fishing expedition, Kinkabe. You were never serious about this merger. Me? This moron works for you. You are the one sabotaging it. Fuck you with that... "Moron" is a bad word here. This merger is over. You have just made the biggest mistake of your career, mister. - I will see you in court. - No, no. What a bunch of bullshit!
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You smell like a pillow. Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair. Tell me about school. I want to know what you learned yesterday, okay? And I want to hear everything.
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You're welcome, Dad.
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Now, before we formalize this merger, are there any outstanding questions we might address?
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Welcome home. I missed you. Look at that, two perfectly shorn balls. Hi.
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You got this. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay. Let's do this. All right. You remember though? Right. It's down there. Got it.
