Did you know that atoms are smaller than a grain of sand? How amazing is that? So amazing! And everything on this planet is made out of atoms. Which is kind of strange because I think that means that I'm the same as a piece of fruit or a fish or this chair!
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Come on, open up the door, right now. Fuck. Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately. Let's do it.
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Mitch, you came. I'm very, very touched. Thank you.
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It's because you belong here, in your life, with that incredible woman sitting beside you.
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I love that about you.
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And I want you to want to be here. I do. You have no idea.
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I know what I'm doing. I've been doing it for... How long have I been doing it here? How long have I worked here? You know that. I don't know.
You don't have to get all, like, "I'm going to quit my job."
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Did you make me something special? Daddy.
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Are you trying to tell me you've got a little surprise?
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God! Yeah, eat that titty, boy. Eat that titty. Yeah, yeah! Eat that titty.
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What are you doing with my wife, man? Thrust! Don't improvise, okay? Keep thrusting, keep thrusting. - Pump it. - Hey, hey, hey. Now kiss that boy. No, no, no. I'm good, Dimitri. You're going to kiss that boy. Come on. Okay, we're good.
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Moving it around! Moving it around! Like iPhone. Yeah. Hey, purchase some apps! Buy Angry Birds! And enter Dimitri.
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Holy shit! Why the fuck are you still wearing clothes? When are you due? Any minute now, so let's get our fuck on before this becomes a threesome. That's so gross! Whoa, stop for a second. Stop for a second. You're so heavy! My tits are aching for you. That's probably the Colostrum coming, and it'll be very painful. Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends. Okay, what's your deal tonight?
