Good morning, Patty-cakes. Daddy needs a box set of Law & Order, three meatball subs and a hand-folded, 24-inch samurai sword, chop-chop.
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Hey, motherfucker... Who could tell us where it is?
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Hey.
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Are you okay?
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Sorry you got stood up.
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Good morning.
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Do you want some ice cream?
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But from here on out, you are on an extremely short leash! Understand? Now, go. Put on some proper clothes. You look like a Jew.
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Man, this is amazing. I can't believe they're making me partner. I'm the greatest lawyer, ever. What a day.
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- No! - Yes! No, that is not the lesson that we learned, Cara. It is! Violence is cool. - Dave. - Kidding.
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Is she kissing the wrong guy?
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Hey, where is the fountain?
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You smell like a pillow. Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair. Tell me about school. I want to know what you learned yesterday, okay? And I want to hear everything.
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Open the goddamn door, Dave.
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I'm not a fucking quitter!
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How? He's just doing weird stuff, like he wore his shower sandals to work yesterday.
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Fuck!
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What did you do? What did I do? You think I want to be you? Who said I wanted to be you?
