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22.7s
Okay, this is called gel or product. Too little, you look like a pedophile, too much and you look Persian. Mitch, I have done everything that you have asked of me. I got the jeans on, I got the vest, the gel in my hair... - You look great. - ...but I am not going to do this. - Yes, you are going to do this. - Why do I have to do this? Because it shows that you're considerate, that you're clean, that you're American. - Why do you even care? - It's my body! It's my body right now! I'm scared!
The Change-Up
1m9s
Hey. Hey, how did it go? - You shut up! - What happened? We'll get into Mr. Thumb's wild ride in a minute. First, you're going to tell me, how did the deal go? Awesome. The deal went awesome. Good. So, it's closed? Yeah, fucking closed. Basically closed. A little bit of a hiccup, but... What do you mean, a hiccup? A little bit of a hiccup. Your fucking boss is an anti-Semite. Did you know that? Oh, my God! What did you do? I was playing it nice and cool, just like we talked about, and then these goddamn squids, these Japs, these fucking Kamikaze pilots are coming at me, riddling me with fucking questions. I had to do a little improv, and they got very emotional. Will you just tell me how it ended? - You're going to court. - No! Fuck! Oh, my God! Your boss was a little pissed off. I told him it was part of my secret master plan. No, you didn't! We'll work on one of those. You tell me how my shit went. - Your shit? - How'd my stuff go? Mitch, what the hell is wrong with you? It was a porno movie! It's a lorno, a light porn. The dick stays in the pants, right? They didn't pull it out, did they? But my thumb went in three girls' assholes. Get the sand out of your vagina. Did you finish the day? I finished the day, Mitchell. What are you doing? - I finished the day. - Good. You're living the dream. You're living the fucking dream! Your job sucks, too. This isn't going to work. This is not going to work. That's way too much.
The Change-Up
15.6s
What did you do? The woman is nine months pregnant! I could see the baby's face. I told you not to screw up my Tuesday night. Do you have any idea how many Lamaze classes I had to sit through to get that lined up? Is there a reason that you're calling me at 3:00 in the morning? Yeah, the dock worker is making me feed the twins. What do I do?
The Change-Up