No, let's... We'll go to a rave or something. You want to get raving? People raving right now? - Let's rave! - Yeah. I forgot about raves! Man, I'm messing with you. Go and do that? No.
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Something very bad has happened. Wait until you see me. Wait until you see you! Jesus Christ, relax. Super freaky, dude. Let's do it!
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And that's why he worked four jobs at once, so that he could put himself through school. And he's amazing. I mean, nobody can do that.
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What day is it today?
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- Except... - Except?
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.
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- This went so well. - Yeah, it did.
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I took care of you guys?
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Please. Enough! You, there. Stay.
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Hi, Dimitri.
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Yeah, man. Check this out, man.
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Except, the mediation is tomorrow, and I've been working my ass off on that. Yeah, you've been working real hard on that. And I want to prove to myself and to people that I can see that through. - And you should. - Yeah. You deserve that. What are you saying?
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Shit.
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Shit. Okay. All right. - You've got 41 minutes, okay? - Great! Go to my house, get dressed in my clothes. Then you go to my office, find my legal associate, Sabrina. Get the merger documents from her, take them to the conference room, and... Oh, God, the partners are going to be there. Listen, do not say a single word. What if somebody asks me a question? They're not going to ask you a damn thing. Once the meeting starts, you will continue to say nothing. When a partner asks you for the merger documents, you will then silently hand them over. I get it. Play it big, but maintain my reality. - It's pretty simple. - No! You play it small. I have spent the last nine months banging out the terms of this deal. The only thing you have to do is hand over the documents, that's it. Dude, easy as fuck. You can't say things like that in the meeting, Mitch. True. Good note. For me, you go to my house, okay? All my info is on my fridge. When you get to the set, you go to hair and makeup, and you learn your lines. Most of all, do not fuck this up for me, all right? This is my big break, my Raging Bull. Do you hear me? You respect my art, you respect my life. You respect mine. - Yeah, I got you. Power hug. Come on. - Yeah, okay.
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Is Dave meeting your needs, sexually?
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Mitch?
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But I think that we all know that life doesn't always turn out exactly how you plan it. Sometimes, just sometimes, it turns out better.
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It is getting restored. - What are you talking about, restored? - Where did you take it? I don't know, guy, I just fill the hole. I'm not the fountain spokesman.
