But the problem is, now that he has everything, he can't turn it off. And he still wants more and more and a second house, and more kids, and a nicer car and anything that he thinks is going to make him happy. And so he just keeps working and he's not paying any attention to me. - And I'm miserable. - Oh, God. Because... I have huge feet. They're size 11.
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But he's... You know his family, growing up... He had nothing, and so he was always looking over the fence because he wanted a better life.
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Dinner song.
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I always say that? Yeah. I always say that because it's true. Dave is a little bit of a pussy. I hope that when he makes partner, he can just finally stop and see... And be happy, you know? Because how can you stay married to somebody who is incapable of being happy?
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Jesus Christ, she's here. She's already knocking on the door. You nail that right for me, Dave.
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Tatiana. Hi, how are you? I'll be better in a minute after I fuck you raw.
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Mitch? Dave?
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Great? Great! He's totally free, so he's going to meet you there. Don't fuck on the roof, though. That place has got this non-resin tar that's a bastard to wash off. So, just oral.
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Don't move, I'll be right there.
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Fuck!
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And sex with strange, new women. You're living the dream. How much fun is it being an actor, working one week a year? I want to smoke weed all day. I want to start a book that I actually finish. I would like to take a nice, solid dump because I'm not constantly stressed out.
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Okay.
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Are you trying to tell me you've got a little surprise?
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Here is the deal.
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Mitch, you came. I'm very, very touched. Thank you.
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What, do you mean with a lot of eye-contact and real personal? Come here. I love you. Yeah. Don't say that. Let's not... How about no talking, okay? We can do some silent sex. Seriously.
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That can't be right. All right, come on! Just knock him the fuck out, go inside. Keep rolling! Keep rolling! Action!
