And I'll love it. Because why not? I mean, I'm not getting anything here. Nobody's fucking me here.
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Whatever you have to do, cancel it.
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There's no walking out on this. For once in your life, you got to see something through. What the fuck does that mean? I'm going to be honest with you, Mitch, because there's a lot on the line here.
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It's looking good out there. Hudson loves the sinker. He's been crushing them all year. Listen to you, you are a big baseball fan! Yeah, huge. I didn't know that about you. I was Phil Niekro for Halloween three years in a row as a kid. No way! Phil Niekro is my number one favorite of all time! Why is my voice so high?
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I don't know why you don't tell him yourself. That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.
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7.1s
Don't take this the wrong way. I would really love to go to that game with you, but I don't... Are you breaking up with me?
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There is no way we can make this deal. Six-twenty-five is not the end of the world. You've just got to know when it's time to quit. Fuck that noise. We are not quitting. I think you can do better, Ted.
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Yeah, that's what I meant. He forgot me at the coffee shop when all I wanted to do was go and talk to him. Which isn't a lot to ask, do you think? What do you want me to say? Well, have you ever been stood up by a man?
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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. That was way out of line.
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1.2s
So...
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6.9s
We should probably go, you know, take a piss. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Yeah.
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9.5s
Why aren't you peeing? I got a lot of people around me. Don't yell at me. I'm all locked up. No one is even looking at us. We're fine. Mommy, that man is peeing in the fountain!
The Change-Up
4.2s
I finally get to fuck Jamie. This is my finest hour.
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15.4s
- Are you joking me? - No, I'm not joking you. - There's a song? - Sing the dinner song, honey. Course, there's a song. Just sing the dinner song. I don't feel like singing it tonight. No, sing the dinner song. You sing the dinner song. Maybe you need to sing the dinner song. Sing the dinner song. I'm sick of that song. Sing the dinner song. Sing it! I got it. I heard you.
The Change-Up
4s
Tall arms. Tall arms. Remember to smile, girls.
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4.4s
Yeah. You know what? It's a non-issue. What does that mean? You guys don't have sex on Tuesdays?
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And I just want him to pay attention to me. And I want him to grab me and kiss me like he used to.
