Beans, potatoes, carrots and broccoli. Buns and salad and potatoes and chicken.
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Needs a lickin'. Dinner song. That's so not the dinner song. Well, I'm going to tell you what. You're going to go ahead and write me a dinner poem, and I'll belt that out after I choke this down. Let's fucking go.
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Dinner song.
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- Hello. - Mitch.
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Tatiana. Hi, how are you? I'll be better in a minute after I fuck you raw.
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What does that mean, you don't think you can fuck Tatiana? Because it...
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That was Tatiana. She said she's going to fuck me raw.
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Tatiana? Shit, that's right. That's my Tuesday night regular, right on schedule. You fuck that right for me, Dave. Took me a long time to reel this one in. I don't think I can do this. - What the fuck does that... - Hey, Dave! Hey, man! Dad, I smell a skunk. No, it's this, kid.
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How long is it going to take State to approve it, then? - Three days... - Oh, God! - ...to three weeks. - Come on!
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Okay, I'm going to fill that out right now. Then it needs to go to State. - State? - Yeah, to get approved.
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But the problem is, now that he has everything, he can't turn it off. And he still wants more and more and a second house, and more kids, and a nicer car and anything that he thinks is going to make him happy. And so he just keeps working and he's not paying any attention to me. - And I'm miserable. - Oh, God. Because... I have huge feet. They're size 11.
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But he's... You know his family, growing up... He had nothing, and so he was always looking over the fence because he wanted a better life.
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And that's why he worked four jobs at once, so that he could put himself through school. And he's amazing. I mean, nobody can do that.
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I always say that? Yeah. I always say that because it's true. Dave is a little bit of a pussy. I hope that when he makes partner, he can just finally stop and see... And be happy, you know? Because how can you stay married to somebody who is incapable of being happy?
