Just grow a mustache and lure a child into your van. Where did you find that shit?
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Mitch?
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Hey.
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How long have you known Dave?
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That's a lot of sugar. Yeah. A lot of scotch! Yeah. That was a lot of fun, is what it really was. Was? What, are we done? It's only 2:00! No! I'm just messing with you.
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Don't move, I'll be right there.
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Do I have anything in my teeth?
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No, no, no!
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Oh, my God.
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I'm just going to get everything on the dessert menu. I'm going to order, like, six desserts.
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- Super-married. - What do you do, Mitch? - Me? For a living? - Yeah. You know, I am... I... When I'm not eating hummus and ferociously masturbating, I dabble in light porn.
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- I hear that's a growth industry. - Yeah!
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Oh, my God. The cat is out of the bag, buddy. You got to go now. - Why don't you take a picture? - Mitch! Come on! - It's snipped. - Mitch! Mitch! By the way, why didn't you invite me to your anniversary party?
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I feel really bad about that but can we talk about that at another time? There is a girl scout staring at my penis. I want to talk about it right now. Really?
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Are you embarrassed of me?
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Okay, look...
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Jesus Christ, it's like the whole city is in here tonight. Okay, let's just do this. Come on.
