You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.
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What? I'm messing with you.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Where is Lockwood?
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Holy fuck-knuckles! Where is my bong?
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What are we doing here? We're doing this.
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Something very bad has happened. Wait until you see me. Wait until you see you! Jesus Christ, relax. Super freaky, dude. Let's do it!
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Look at these little fuckers!
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No. Don't apologize. I apologize. I probably came off a little gay last night.
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Is that a many-spotted skipperling? Yeah.
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Come on. I barely hit him. All right, we fix it in post. Just keep rolling, keep rolling. Keep rolling!
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If you let me don't in, Taco, I will fuck you dead.
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Right there.
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So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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It is my distinct honor to introduce to you, our newest partner, David Lockwood.
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- Hello. - Mitch.
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.