Then, after you're done feeding them... This is so fucked up.
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Yeah! Breakfast champion, boys.
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I hope you will allow me the opportunity to straighten things out for you. Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time. Do you want to get some breakfast?
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Thanks.
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Take off my bra. All of it? Just the parts covering the breasts. That's a good start.
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Because there's more to being a lawyer than what you see on TV, Mitch. - Is there? - Yeah. - I object! - Oh, my God. - Okay? - No! Wrong, my friend. You don't know the first thing about being a lawyer. You're not a trained actor. Neither are you. Save it, all right, Dave? It's one day. We're Mitch and Dave! We can do one day of anything. Give me the keys.
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Mitch. Dave. We're trying to pull something off here, okay? Now, I might have to hit that, okay? She'll know. Now, how many times a day do you guys have sex? I'll have to pace it out.
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Hey! Hey, my precocious little daughter. I don't talk like that. - You do. - I really don't. No one does. Jamie, hey! Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.
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Once, that happened. And you said he would force everyone to do Kamikaze shots, spike the punch with ecstasy, give all the girls breast exams and... That was the same party.
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Oh, my God!
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Hi.
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Oh, my God.
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That's cool. Thank you, I think. Question. How long have you been shaved down there?
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Did you hear the good news? Kinkabe and Amalgamated agreed to go into binding mediation in two days. Hold up. What do you mean? Two days?
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Whose fucking kid is that?
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No, Dave. We most definitely do not know what you mean. Okay. What I mean is, they want to spend more, they just don't know it, all right? If this really was their final offer, they'd be leaving, but they're not. They're sticking around. They've got more money to spend.
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I just want you to tell me something right now, okay? And you have to be totally honest with me. - Sure. - You swear? Yeah. Is he having an affair?
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Why can't you approve it, Victor? I don't have that authority.
