Dave have a mimosa for breakfast? A little nervous? That was a joke. Hey... I've got one really important question before we go. All this food here, is it free?
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Perhaps you would like to sit on our side of the table.
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- Lockwood. - Yep.
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He didn't tell me you were a big, fat, fucking boner.
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There you are. I redid the 10-19 variants, everything else is the same. Ready?
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You must be Dave. Are we role-playing or something? Because we're late.
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Sorry. That was unprofessional. Wasn't it?
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You must be Sabrina?
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Shit. Okay. All right. - You've got 41 minutes, okay? - Great! Go to my house, get dressed in my clothes. Then you go to my office, find my legal associate, Sabrina. Get the merger documents from her, take them to the conference room, and... Oh, God, the partners are going to be there. Listen, do not say a single word. What if somebody asks me a question? They're not going to ask you a damn thing. Once the meeting starts, you will continue to say nothing. When a partner asks you for the merger documents, you will then silently hand them over. I get it. Play it big, but maintain my reality. - It's pretty simple. - No! You play it small. I have spent the last nine months banging out the terms of this deal. The only thing you have to do is hand over the documents, that's it. Dude, easy as fuck. You can't say things like that in the meeting, Mitch. True. Good note. For me, you go to my house, okay? All my info is on my fridge. When you get to the set, you go to hair and makeup, and you learn your lines. Most of all, do not fuck this up for me, all right? This is my big break, my Raging Bull. Do you hear me? You respect my art, you respect my life. You respect mine. - Yeah, I got you. Power hug. Come on. - Yeah, okay.
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Let's go. Do you have a better plan?
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Look at all of this for little Mitchie-poo.
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Fucking score!
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Fucking grocery store.
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Nice!
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Quick fiver?
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What the hell was that? Relax. This is good. Look at how great this is. It's all part of my secret master plan. - It is? - You bet. You are hurting my arm a little bit.
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Hang on. Don't get up. Is this a break? Taking a break?