Mitch, you came. I'm very, very touched. Thank you.
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What, do you mean with a lot of eye-contact and real personal? Come here. I love you. Yeah. Don't say that. Let's not... How about no talking, okay? We can do some silent sex. Seriously.
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That can't be right. All right, come on! Just knock him the fuck out, go inside. Keep rolling! Keep rolling! Action!
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So, now you can be happy. Do you think they are going to give me a medal?
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- Yeah, I guess. - Good.
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Let's go. Do you have a better plan?
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Mitch. Hi.
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I need to cool it on the Thai food.
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Good night.
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And I'd like to take a piss. Me, too. Fountain, fountain, fountain. Perfect.
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No, let's... We'll go to a rave or something. You want to get raving? People raving right now? - Let's rave! - Yeah. I forgot about raves! Man, I'm messing with you. Go and do that? No.
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Something very bad has happened. Wait until you see me. Wait until you see you! Jesus Christ, relax. Super freaky, dude. Let's do it!
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And that's why he worked four jobs at once, so that he could put himself through school. And he's amazing. I mean, nobody can do that.
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What day is it today?
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- Except... - Except?
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Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.